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Classic Games – Treasure Island Dizzy
Dizzy was looking forward to the round-the-world cruise he’d booked for. When he told the other Yolkfolk about the good deal he found, they wondered just what lay ahead of him…
Dizzy enjoyed the cruise at first although there were far too many pirates on the ship, the Grog was watered down, and he didn’t even know what a mainbrace was, let alone how to splice it!
The captain, Long John Silver, was a lovely old bloke with a kindly manner, good at insulting and degrading the fare paying punters.
He was well balanced – he had parrot on one shoulder and a chip on the other – and he had a wooden leg which he acquired when he fell out of his pram when he was a kid.
Anyhow, their quaint little man o’ war found itself in still waters one sun-soaked afternoon, and Dizzy thought he would organise a game of cricket on the aft deck. In a fit of blinding stupidity he used LJ’s spare leg collection as makeshift stumps, and when they were lost overboard he was made to walk the plank!
That was how he came to find himself gently poaching on the silent, sun-kissed beach of a seemingly deserted island…
He had to somehow find a way back to the Yolkfolk and lodge his compensation claim with the travel agent…
GET THE CHEST, DROP THE CHEST BY THE CLIFF
UP, 8 SCREENS LEFT, UP, UP
GET THE SNORKLE
KICK THE STONE
GET THE SWORD, GET THE CAMERA
DOWN, DOWN, FICE SCREENS RIGHT, DOWN, RIGHT
DROP THE SWORD, DROP THE CAMERA
RIGHT, DOWN, RIGHT, RIGHT
GET THE SPADE
DROP THE SPADE ON THE ROCK
THREE SCREENS LEFT, UP, LEFT
GET THE CAMERA, GET THE SWORD
RIGHT, DOWN, FOUR SCREENS RIGHT, UP, RIGHT, FOUR SCREENS RIGHT
GIVE THE CAMERA TO THE STOREKEEPER
DROP THE BOAT
THREE SCREENS LEFT
GET THE BIBLE
DROP THE SWORD ON THE GRAVE, GET THE AXE, RETURN TO THE START SCREEN
LEFT, UP, LEFT, LEFT
DROP THE AXE ON THE BRIDGE
GET THE TREASURE, RETURN TO THE STOREKEEPER, GIVE THE TREASURE
DROP THE MOTOR, GET THE KEY
FIVE SCREENS LEFT, DOWN, LEFT
GET THE DYNAMITE
RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT
DROP THE KEY ON THE BARREL
GET THE MICROWAVE, RETURN TO THE START SCREEN, DROP THE OVEN
LEFT, UP, SIX SCREENS LEFT, UP, UP
GET THE DETONATOR
DOWN, DOWN, FOUR SCREENS LEFT
DROP THE DYNAMITE BESIDE THE ROCK, GO BEHIND THE OTHER ROCK AND DROP THE DETONATOR, TAKE THE BAG, RETURN TO THE START SCREEN, TAKE THE OVEN, RETURN TO THE STOREKEEPER, GIVE THE BAG, GIVE THE OVEN
DROP THE PETROL, DROP THE KEY
Now, just pay the taxman 30 Gold coins and you’ve done it!