Runescape – Ivy and Farming Combined Guide

Requirements:
– 9 Farming (higher is advised though)
– 68 Woodcutting (for Ivy)

Suggested levels:
– Higher Farming
– 51 Magic (For Ardougne Teleport)

Item Requirements:
– Rune/Dragon Hatchet or Inferno Adze
– Herb seeds (Toadflax if you want big profit, Highest possible herb seeds if you want experience)
– Flower seeds (Optional)
– Allotment seeds (Optional)
– Payments for the other seeds (If you want to be sure your Allotment patches will stay alive)

Here is a link to Zybez’ Farming information [link in the text]
– Super Compost (optional)
– about 250 gp cash, to buy Plant Cure.
– Regular farming equipment (Spade, Rake, Seed Dibber)

Suggested/Usefull Items:
– Magic Secateurs (for more herbs per patch)
– Ardougne Cloak 3+elite (for teleporting to the Ardougne patch) If you don’t have one, just use runes to teleport to Ardougne.
– Falador Shield 2 (for more herbs when farming Falador patch)
– Explorers Ring 3 (for teleporting to the Falador patch, this one is needed for effective farming)
– Ectophial (for teleporting to the Morytania Patch)

Useful information:
– You can use your farmed items (herbs, allotments and flowers) on the Leprechaun to receive them in notes. This makes mass-farming very easy.
– Weeds can NOT be noted, so make sure you drop/bank these.
– It’s useful to have a decent amount of Supercompost stored in the Leprechaun.
– You can note your payments, making it easy to take the payments for several trips.

Your inventory and gear should look somewhat like this:

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Inventory and gear required

Explanation to the picture:

Gear:
Ardougne Cloak 3+elite, this is very hard to get, but I took runes too, so you can see a regular set-up.

Magic Secateurs
Falador Shield 3, I have 3, but 2 is sufficient.
Explorers ring 3, this is the highest possible, but it’s very easy to get.

Inventory:
8 Supercompost, this is enough for the herbs and the flowers for one trip.
24 herb seeds, this is for 6 trips using 4 patches. There is a 5th patch, which is usefull, but certainly not necessary.
24 flower seeds (marigold seeds used to show what to take), same as the herb seeds.
144 allotment seeds (potato used to show), 3 seeds per patch, 2 patches per set, 4 set per trip, 6 trips for a round. 2*3*4*6 = 144 seeds.
48 buckets of compost (payment for the potatoes), 2 buckets of compost per patch, 2 patches per set, 4 sets per trip, 6 trips for a round. 2*2*4*6 = 96 buckets of compost (or 48 units of payment)
Ectophial to teleport to the Morytania patch.
18 Law Runes for 6 Camelot teleports and 6 Ardougne Teleports.
30 Air Runes for 6 Camelot teleports.
12 Water Runes for 6 Ardougne teleports.
Farming Equipment

As you can see, I forgot the coins. If you come to the same conclusion while cutting ivy, run to Draynor, and grab some cash

How to start:

1) Teleport with the Ectophial to the Ectofuntus near Port Phasmatys.
2) Walk north, then west, past the farm to get to the first set of farming patches. Remove all the weeds per patch and start planting the seeds per patch.
Use Supercompost on your herb patch before planting your herb seed. There is a chance your herb-plant can die. With Supercompost, this chance is reduced.
Depending on your Flower seed, you might want to use Supercompost. This is advised when using Limpwurt seeds.
Plant your Allotment seeds per patch, without the Supercompost. Use the “Pay-(Location) for both the patches.

3) Teleport to Ardougne with either your runes, or the Ardougne Cloak. When teleporting with the runes, walk to the northern city gate, proceed further north, climb over the first stile, over the second stile, and open the fence at the cows. Walk north and you’ll find patch-set 2.
Repeat the actions said in step 2.

4) Teleport to Camelot. Walk east and a bit south and you’ll find patch-set 3. This is the Catherby patch-set. Repeat step 2 again.
5) This is your final step for starting. Teleport to the Falador Farming patch-set with the “Cabbage-port”-option on your Explorers Ring 3. Repeat step 2.

After you’ve planted your seeds and paid the farmer, walk north.
You’ll end up at Falador’s South wall. There are 7 spots where ivy will grow, start cutting them.

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Ivy Cutting

As you can see below, if you turn your camera the correct way, you can see your herb patch.

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Herb patch

This patch is your “timing-patch”. If you notice the herbs are getting diseased, use a Plant Cure on the patch. Keep cutting the ivy until you notice the herbs are fully grown. You’ll notice this if it shows the option “Pick Herbs”.

Now it’s time to do your new farming run.

6) Teleport to Ectofuntus again.
7) Your patches will all be done. Start harvesting your allotment. When you’re done with the patch, use the farmed items on the Leprechaun to receive notes. You can do this for every item you’ll gain from farming.
Harvest the other patches at the area, plant new seeds (as said in step 2), pay the farmer and click Exchange on the Leprechaun. Click on the empty buckets in your inventory tab. The Leprechaun will store them.

8) Teleport to Ardougne, repeat step 3. When you arrive, harvest, plant, note, and pay the farmer as said in step 7.
9) Teleport to Camelot and walk to the Catherby patch-set. When you arrive, repeat step 7.
10) You are now close to a bank. You can take the empty buckets out of the Leprechaun’s storage. Go to the bank, which is located south of the patches. Bank the empty buckets, nests obtained from the ivy and whatever you want to bank. I suggest keeping the noted items in your investory. This is a great motivation and an easy way to check how much profit you’ve made.

11) Teleport to the Falador patch-set and repeat step 7.

Walk back to the ivy and start chopping again.
Again, when you notice your herb is diseased, cure it.

Every ~75 minutes, you’ll be able to farm the herbs.

In the 75 minutes you’ll be chopping ivy, you’ll most likely gain between 90k and 140k woodcutting experience.

In the end, your farming will go up in no-time, especially when you’re new to the members area. You’ll also gain a lot of woodcutting experience.

After about 300k woodcutting experience and a nice bit of food and sleep, I ended up with:

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Easy cash!

That’s some easy cash too, using just herbs.

Good luck getting some nice cash

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Eve Online Screenshots

Eve Online Mining Screenshot
Eve Online Mining Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Fitting Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Fitting Screenshot
Eve Online NPC Murdering Screenshot
Eve Online NPC Murdering Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Trinity Video Screenshot
Eve Online Caldari Ship Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Caldari Ship Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Spacewang Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Spacewang Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Damnation Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Damnation Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Punisher Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Punisher Docked Screenshot
Eve Online Spacewang Fitting Screenshot
Eve Online Spacewang Fitting Screenshot
Eve Online Asteroid Belt Screenshot
Eve Online Asteroid Belt Screenshot
Eve Online Gang Killing Spree Screenshot
Eve Online Gang Killing Spree Screenshot
Eve Online Space Explosion Screenshot
Eve Online Space Explosion Screenshot
Eve Online Player Owned Station (POS) Screenshot
Eve Online Player Owned Station (POS) Screenshot
Eve Online Warp Gate Screenshot
Eve Online Warp Gate Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Dock
Eve Online Ship Dock
Eve Online Taranis
Eve Online Taranis
Eve Online Titan Dreadnought
Eve Online Titan Dreadnought
An Eve Online Player Owned Station (POS) With Over 300 Ships
An Eve Online Player Owned Station (POS) With Over 300 Ships
An Eve Online Docking Que
An Eve Online Docking Que
Eve Online Ship Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Explosion Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Explosion Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Fleet Screenshot
Eve Online Ship Fleet Screenshot

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GTA 4 Multiplayer Guide

Introduction

To access multiplayer in-game:

1) Press Up on the directional pad to access your mobile phone

2) Toggle to Multiplayer and press ( for PS3 or for Xbox 360) to accept

3) Choose from Player Match, Ranked, or Party Mode

4) Select from one of 14 multiplayer games and press to enter the multiplayer lobby

Multiplayer Ranks

Rank 0 – $0

Rank 1 – $1,000

Rank 2 – $10,000

Rank 3 – $50,000

Rank 4 – $100,000

Rank 5 – $250,000


Rank 6 – $500,000


Rank 7 – $750,000


Rank 8 – $1 Million


Rank 9 – $2.5 Million


Rank 10 – $5 Million

Multiplayer Games

Race

GTA Race


Hangmans NOOSE

Car Jack City

Deathmatch

Team Deathmatch

Bomb da Base

Bomb da Base II

Mafia Work

Team Mafia Work

Turf War

Cops N Crooks

Deal Breaker

Free Mode

Car Jack City

Multiplayer Unlockable Clothing

Rank 0

HEAD – White, Skinny White, Black, White Moustache
TORSO – Red w/black body warmer Grey w/Blue, Black w/ Green
LEGS – Beige, Black, Jeans, Brown
GLASSES – Purple Sport, Orange Sport
HATS – Green B/Ball, Black B/Ball, White B/Ball, Brown Beanie, Olive beanie, Black Beanie

Rank 1

HEAD – White Tattoo, White Chubby
TORSO – Black Shiny, Red Shiny, Black shiny w/ white jumper
LEGS – Navy Jeans, Pale Jeans
GLASSES – Brown Rimmed geek
HATS – Purple Do-Rag, Russian

Rank 2

HEAD – Black w/ Stubble, White w/ Beard
TORSO – Blue w/ Brown Jacket, Brown/Sky Blue Jacket
LEGS – Camoflague Army w/Boots
GLASSES – Thin Framed Blue Tinted Glasses
HATS – Urban Camo Do-Rag

Rank 3

HEAD – same as head #1 w/ tattoo
TORSO -brown vest w/ red jacket, green jacket
LEGS –
GLASSES – Circle hippie like glasses
HATS -Red-White-Blue Bandana, Airport earmuffs

Rank 4

HEAD – Bike Helmet
TORSO –
LEGS –
GLASSES –
HATS –

Rank 5

HEAD –
TORSO –
LEGS –
GLASSES –
HATS – Army Helmet

Rank 6

HEAD –
TORSO –
LEGS –
GLASSES –
HATS –

Rank 7

HEAD – Helmet w/Goggles
TORSO –
LEGS –
GLASSES –
HATS –

Rank 8

HEAD – White bike helmet w/Blue Stars
TORSO –
LEGS –
GLASSES –
HATS –

Rank 9

HEAD –
TORSO –
LEGS –
GLASSES –
HATS –

Rank 10

HEAD –
TORSO –
LEGS –
GLASSES –
HATS –

Runescape – Armadyl God Wars Solo Guide

I like to solo armadyl it is my favorite thing to do on the game. I have been soloing armadyl at least once a day for approximately 3 month and I have made roughly 300mill in drops

2x hilts

5x helms

1x skirt

and 20million in dwarf weed herbs and seeds

Although it appears indimidating to risk a substantial amount of armor to solo fight a high lvl monster, armadyl is perhaps the easiest to solo with the proper setup and the best to solo for time. Although bandos kc takes 5 minutes you are only in the room 5 minutes. Armadyl kc takes 20 minutes and I have stayed in the room for 10 kills and 45 minutes as my record I have done atleast 1,000 solo kills and have experimented with numerous techniques to minimize damage and inventory setups and I would like to share with my friends in the clan what I consider to be the best money on the game (I made the same amount of money one would earn runecrafting from 70-99)

First off I would recommend atleast 85 defense/range before attempting solos because the amount of kills per trip probably wouldnt compensate for the amount of total supplies lost. Armadyl soloing is expensive. Even with addy bars a trip will cost roughly 200-300k a trip but mathematically one should receive atleast a helmet drop for every 5mill in supplies spent. (Trust me on this one I constantly broke even from helmet drops to pay for supplies). Now lets get down to business with inventory/gear.

Inventory is absolutely crucial to maximizing return on investment (supplies).

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Armadyl God Wars Solo Familiar Inventory

As you can see I do a 2/1 ratio in my tort with 1 extra brew so 11/5 with pouch and scrolls. I do 2/1 because when im able to heal with some fruit I dont restore after brewing for prayer.

Gear is also very important and I understand that risking a sizeable portion of your bank can be a turn off so here is my personal setup I use that I found out is the best setup for low risk. You will notice I have 2 armadyl pieces with a risk of 8.3. I choose to wear a few armadyl pieces because I am still risking 7m if I wear karils and bird helm so the extra 1m risk for armadyl is justifiable. It doesnt matter if you trade in arma helm for v helm or wear karils and v helm the risk still equals the same.

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Armadyl God Wars Solo Inventory/Gear

Basically any mix of armadyl and karils is a good setup. Even full karils with spirit shield and v helm is a good setup.

THE FIGHT

Fighting armadyl imo is not that hard. You constantly protect range so that attack does not hit while your mage bonus armor protects against the mage somewhat well. Kilisa is the only minion that you have no prayer or armor to work around. I quick pray protect item steel defense protect range and eagle eye. I like to keep a certain distance away from kree because there is one technique that will help not take so much damage while healing. I like to call this the evade and heal tactic. As you know krees wings will blow you in certain directions so when i need to heal I will run in the direction of the wind (it helps propel you far away from him so he wont melee when you are healing). I click one sip run away from him and sip again. At this point in time i will range him one time to trick the system so he will not melee me and take 1 more brew sip. I range him one more time as I restore and that is my effective technique on healing without taking melee damage.

I do not pray at the altar until I break out my bat. Reason is before you break out the healing familar you brew/restore enough to keep prayer up so I save my altar praying until when I need it and that is my first kill with bat.

The Bat-For those that are familar and experienced with the bat you should already have an understanding of the timing. It is very important to keep some distance between kree and yourself when you are picking up papayas. You can time it to pick up a papaya range him pick up pap range him multiple times without the bird coming in for a melee attack. This is a great technique for healing and not using brews for a period of time and can extend your trip by a few kills.

The minions-As soon as kree dies I unclick my quick prayer and immediately turn on just protect range and hawkeye to save prayer. I also do this so I can 1 click my quick pray back on when kree spawns. I Always take out the mage first unless the melee minion has half hitpoints or something. Mage/melee/range is the proper order to kill minions in. The time you are killing minions is the best opportunity to fill any empty inventory spots with fruit.

Well that is all I guess have fun soloing if you choose to 🙂

Call Of Duty 5 – World at War – Trophies and Tips

Call Of Duty 5 – World at War – Trophies and Tips

Here are the names of the Call Of Duty 5 – World at War trophies, and some tips on how you can achieve them. The tips were written based on my ps3 experience but lots of the tips are also relevant to the xbox and pc versions of the game.

 

55 Total Trophies: Platinum Trophy 1 Platinum Gold Trophy 2 Gold Silver Trophy 15 Silver Bronze Trophy 36 Bronze Hidden Trophy 1 Hidden

Bronze Trophy
Get Your Hands Dirty

Complete ‘Semper Fi’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required

Bronze Trophy
Bloody Peleliu

Complete ‘Little Resistance’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required

Bronze Trophy
The Sword Is Broken

Complete ‘Hard Landing’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

At the end of the mission you have to defend the airfield – Do NOT get on the Triple25 or you will die very quickly. Stay back and kill the soldiers until the mission is complete.

Bronze Trophy
Architect

Complete ‘Vendetta’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Pretty easy mission, except for two parts:

Sniper part – Once your told which floor the sniper is on (probably 3rd floor), go downstairs of the bar to the window and make it so that you can only see the most right window of the 3rd floor. When he looks out to shoot you, shoot him and move left fast to dodge his shot. Keep an eye out for decoys (you will see a light and a helmet bobbing up and down, dont shoot.) It took me 3 shots to beat him, take your time, don’t rush.

Crawling part – If you have a machine gun from earlier in the mission this part may be easier for you, it can be done with sniper rifle alone. As soon as the soldier spots you, run forward and start crawling. As you get under the fallen bookcase two soldiers will appear in the two windows – try to shoot them both, one shot each. Hit or miss get up and run through the door to the left and follow the wall into the corner, two more windows with two more soldiers, one shot each, run up the stairs hit or miss. You may die a few times attempting this on vetran but will get there in the end.

Bronze Trophy
The Hammer Strikes

 

Complete ‘Their Land, Their Blood’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

The hardest part of this mission is exploding the four tanks at the end. There are plenty of missile launchers available throughout the mission and loads of undercover locations to shoot them from. When you open the barn and the final tank appears (shows an enemy tank on the compass before) quickly run to the corner of the barn. Shoot it as soon as it appears, go back on the side of the barn to reload, and repeat.

Bronze Trophy
Scorched Earth

Complete ‘Burn ’em Out’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

This is one of the hardest missions to beat on Veteran. Make sure you raid the small bunkers to restock your supplies. The hardest part is clearing the tunnels towards the end. Go inside the first bunker on the left, get the Type 99 and a full stock of smoke and frag grenades. Throw two smoke grenades down the tunnel. Wait a couple seconds, go in and throw smoke grenades to the end of the cave. Wait for the smoke to fill the tunnel, walk up and throw some frags in the same place, shooting any runners. When they are all dead, run back to the small tunnel where you got your supplies, restock, and clear out the last mortar pit with smoke and grenades.

Bronze Trophy
Fearless

Complete ‘Relentless’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required.

Bronze Trophy
Hell on Wheels

Complete ‘Blood and Iron’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required.

Bronze Trophy
No Return

Complete ‘Ring of Steel’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required.

Bronze Trophy
When it Rains, It Pours

Complete ‘Eviction’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

The subway is the hardest part of this mission, use the various object to hide behind, try to engage the enemy when the lights go off only and work your way up carefully.

Bronze Trophy
One Bad Gato

Complete ‘Blackcats’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required.

Bronze Trophy
Blowtorch and Corkscrew

Complete ‘Blowtorch and Corkscrew’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required

Bronze Trophy
The Sun Sets

Complete ‘Breaking Point’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

The hill at the beginning is the only troublesome part – Take your time, hiding inside the empty spider holes. There is also a nice clearway at the left side of the hill to help move the other soldiers up.

Bronze Trophy
For the Motherland

Complete ‘Heart of the Reich’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Hard part of this mission is destroying the Flak cannons. Go for the right Flak 88 first, plant the charge, hide, then go for the left one. It takes a long time to get through but checkpoint should appear once the second one is destroyed. A tank will move up and explode, use this for cover. Kill as many German soldiers as you can then dash into the house to the right. Hold until your troops move up then the rest of the level is a walk in the park in comparison.

Bronze Trophy
Bearing the Burden

Complete ‘Downfall’ on Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

This mission is very easy overall. The first part is really hard and might discourage you. Don’t let it, once complete, the rest is very simple.

Bronze Trophy
Saved Private Ryan

Save the soldier before he burns to death.

On the mission ‘Semper Fi’, after the first part a man on fire will come out of the house and attack Pvt. Ryan, shoot the man on fire to unlock this trophy.

Bronze Trophy
Weapon of Mass Destruction

Radio in a naval bombardment that kills at least 4 Japanese soldiers.

In the mission ‘Little Resistance’, once you have gotten into the turret building, there should be a pit of Japanese Soldiers (this is the part when the tanks start to appear), airstrike them.

Bronze Trophy
Lights Out!

In ‘Black Cats’, blast out all of the spot lights in the Japanese cargo convoy. (Solo only)

In the mission ‘Black Cats’, shoot the 6 lights on the merchant ships ( 2 on each ship, one at each end ). They go out with a couple bullets.

Bronze Trophy
Rough Economy

Kill 3 enemies with a single round.

In the mission ‘Vendetta’, after you take out the first 5 soldiers (and the dog), more should come walking in. Three of them should line up – snipe them.

Bronze Trophy
Guardian Angel

In the final battle for Okinawa, save Sergeant Roebuck.

In the mission ‘Breaking Point’, when you are entering the final part, you will see three Japanese soldiers with their hands up. Your team will run up to them. Keep your eye on the one to the right, Sgt. Roebuck will go to him and they will grab their weapons. One person will die, Polonsky or Sgt. Roebuck. Save the Sergeant to unlock this trophy by shooting the Japanese soldier in time.

Bronze Trophy
Close Shave

Survive a banzai attack. (Solo only)

You will unlock this one by pressing R3 when a soldier is about to stab you with a bayonet.

Bronze Trophy
Snake in the Grass

Take out a Japanese soldier lying in wait in the grass.

In the mission ‘Hard Landing’, when you get to the part where there are some tall trees and nothing else, there will be Japanese troops lying in the grass. Shoot the ground until you kill one to get this trophy.

Bronze Trophy
No Safe Place

Burn an enemy out of a tree with the flamethrower in ‘Hard Landing’.

Can be unlocked at the same part as the tip for ‘Snake in the grass’.

Bronze Trophy
Purple Heart

When staring into the face of adversity, show courage and persevere.

Die more than 10 times on a mission.

Bronze Trophy
Ruthless

Kill 15 enemies while mounted on a tank in ‘Ring of Steel’.

Mount the second tank at the end of the mission and shoot all enemies you see until it ends or you get the trophy.

Bronze Trophy
Mortar-dom

Kill 8 Japanese with thrown mortars in ‘Breaking Point.

A fun trophy – Grab mortars in ‘Breaking Point’ and throw them at the mortar pits to get this. Try not to hit your own troops or the mission will end.

Bronze Trophy
Shot in the Dark

Kill 10 enemies while the lights are out in the subway in ‘Eviction’.

In the mission ‘Eviction’, when entering the subway you will notice that the lights will go on and off. When they are off, shoot the enemy soldiers. Use the time when the lights are on to find the enemy soldier locations.

Bronze Trophy
Blue Ribbon

Complete a 4-player Competitive Co-Op match in 1st place. (Online co-op only)

Play a couple of online Co-Op Competitive rounds and you should get this. Try to use the knife and get headshots. Try to revive people and not die much, you will get bonus XP at the end of the round. Make sure no one leaves during the round as you need to have 4 people to get this trophy.

Bronze Trophy
Get Your Left Foot Wet

Complete a match in Campaign Co-Op mode. (Online co-op only)

Go on recruit difficulty if you want to get it done fast.

Bronze Trophy
Get Your Right Foot Wet

Complete a match in Competitive Co-Op mode. (Online co-op only)

Go on recruit mode if you want to get it done fast.

Silver Trophy
Carlson’s Raiders

Complete ‘Semper Fi’ on any difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required

Silver Trophy
Stormed Peleliu

Establish a beachhead at Peleliu Island on any difficulty. (Solo only)

Complete the mission ‘Relentless’.

Silver Trophy
The Last Stand

Survive the conflict in Okinawa on any difficulty. (Solo only)

Complete the mission ‘Breaking Point’.

Silver Trophy
Stabbed in the Heart

Complete all missions on the Eastern Front on any difficulty. (Solo only)

Complete all of the Russian missions, they contain the last mission of the game. Complete the game to unlock this trophy.

Silver Trophy
The Professional

Shoot all of Amsel’s henchmen, including their attack dog, without reloading. (Solo only)

In the mission ‘Vendetta’ you need to get some collateral damages. The two people beside the car can be killed with one bullet along with the people by the steps of the building. Use two bullets to kill the guys on the left. Then a guy should come and inspect the dead body. You can snipe the soldier and his dog easily when he turns his head behind the soldier, or you can snipe the soldier and knife the dog when he runs at you. Both will work to unlock this trophy.

Silver Trophy
Gunslinger

Assassinate General Amsel with a pistol shot. (Solo only)

This is a difficult trophy to achieve. Earlier on in the level where you snipe the guy in the window, in that same room there is a pistol on the table, take it. There are some different ways to get this trophy. Once you see a car come in from the left, snipe the driver and Amsel will start to run to the right. Take out the pistol and shoot at him the best you can. There is an exploding barrel near the car that could help if you can hit it at the right time.

Silver Trophy
Grave Robber

Collect all Death Cards in the game. (Solo only)

See Junglebiscuit Call of Duty : World at War Death Card Guide:

Call of Duty World At War Death Card Guide

Silver Trophy
Throw a Six and a Half

On Hardened or Veteran difficulty, complete a level without dying. (Solo only)

The easiest way to obtain this trophy is to play the mission ‘Black Cats’ on hardened.

Silver Trophy
Firestarter

Complete a level using only the flamethrower. Melee, grenades & explosives are OK.

Complete the mission ‘Burn em out’ on recruit difficulty setting. Only use your flamethrower, smokes, frags and meele attacks.

Silver Trophy
Kamikaze

Complete a level on Regular difficulty or higher using only melee or grenades. (Solo only)

Play ‘Semper Fi’ on Regular difficulty setting. Fairly easy – Save your grenades for the part where you get ambushed.

Silver Trophy
Iron Fist

Destroy all towers and bunkers in ‘Blood and Iron’.

There are 17 towers and 5 bunkers.

Silver Trophy
Sum of All Zeros

Down 45 Japanese Zeros in ‘Black Cats’. (Solo only)

Probably the hardest trophy to achieve. Go on recruit difficulty setting on ‘Black Cats’, play the mission until you get to the part where the zeros come. Save and quit, then reload your checkpoint. Shoot in front of the zeros and before you land make sure you have destroyed 20. If you haven’t, quit and restart. Once you get 20, land and get to 30-35 on the side turrets. When you get to the front turret finish up the job.

Gold Trophy
Hardened War Hero

Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty. (Solo only)

Read the trophy tips on the veteran missions at the start of this article.

Gold Trophy
War Hero

Complete the game on any difficulty. (Solo only)

No tips required

Platinum Trophy
Platinum

Congratulations!

 

Map Pack 2 Trophy Additions:

Bronze Trophy
Hammer Time

Repair 200 window boards in a single game. (Map Pack 2 only)

Bronze Trophy
It’s a Trap!

Kill atleast one zombie with three different traps in a single round. (Map Pack 2 only)

Bronze Trophy
Weapons of Minor Destruction

Kill no more than one zombie with a nuke. (Map Pack 2 only)

Bronze Trophy
Perk-a-Holic

Have all four perks simultaniously active in a game of Nazi Zombies. (Map Pack 2 only)

Bronze Trophy
Fertilizer Man

Kill 200 Zombies in a single game. (Map Pack 2 only)

Silver Trophy
Deadhead

Get 150 zombie headshots in a single game. (Map Pack 2 only)

Silver Trophy
Big Baller

Earn 75,000 points in a single Nazi Zombies game. (Map Pack 2 only)

Bronze Trophy
Big Brawler

Get 10 consecutive zombie melee kills before Insta-Kill expires. (Map Pack 2 only)

Silver Trophy
Soul Survivor

Reach round 15 in Nazi Zombies without getting revived. (Map Pack 2 only)

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Grand Theft Auto 4 – Trophies and Tips

Grand Theft Auto 4 – Trophies and Tips

Here are the names of the Grand Theft Auto 4 trophies, and some tips on how you can achieve them. The tips were written based on my ps3 experience but lots of the tips are also relevant to the xbox and pc versions of the game.

51 Total Trophies: Platinum Trophy 1 Platinum Gold Trophy 3 Gold Silver Trophy 5 Silver Bronze Trophy 42 Bronze Hidden Trophy 12 of these are hidden

Bronze Trophy
Off The Boat

You have completed the first mission.

No tips required!

Bronze Trophy
One Hundred And Eighty

You scored 180 with 3 darts.

No tips required!

Bronze Trophy
Pool Shark

You beat a friend at pool.

Packie is the worst at pool so prbably best to play against him if you are having trouble getting this one.

Bronze Trophy
King of QUB3D

You beat the high score in QUB3D.

This one takes a bit of time but isn’t that hard and QUB3D arcade machines are found all over each of the islands. It will tell you how to play when you have a go and you just have to beat the highscore at the top of the screen.

Bronze Trophy
Finish Him

You completed 10 melee counters in 4 minutes.

This trophy is bloody difficult! There is also a bit of confusion about over what counts as a melee counter so let me clear that up a bit. A melee counter is where you lock onto a pedestrian target with only your fists equipt. When the other guy takes a swing at you, dodge it by pressing X. You then need to hit him back straight after by pressing circle or triangle – This will do a counter combo sort of thing.

Just a few other notes on this one – You can die while doing it and your streak will continue. Say you get 5 counters in 2mins then you die – You then have 2mins to get another 5 from the hospital spawn point. You will have to provoke someone to start fighting you and you can’t melee counter someone with a gun so don’t try! Good locations to do this are the helicopter tours place or near where you start the game at Roman’s taxi place.

Bronze Trophy
Genetically Superior

You came first in 20 singleplayer street races.

When you gain brucie as a friend and get his respect you will be able to do races by phoning him up. Win 20 races for this achievement – Most of them are easy but make sure you are in a decent enough car with minimal damage when you get to the start line.

Bronze Trophy
Wheelie Rider

You completed a 500 foot wheelie on a motorbike.

You may find that you get this achievement without even noticing. The easiest and best way to do it (ps3 users) is to go to your mobile and select SIXAXIS. While testing the SIXAXIS control of vehicles you will get the chance to do it on a motorbike. Simply position your controller correctly and do a massive wheelie down the airport runway!

Bronze Trophy
Gobble Gobble

You got a turkey in 10-pin bowling.

This is another real tough one to get! Go to the bowling alley and it don’t matter if you chose full game or half game – full game you get more tries if you mess it up. Pick the lane on the left and once there, take two steps to the left. All you have to do now is pull the control stick straight down then push the stick up slowly and in a stright line. This can take some practise and it may help if you use something to move the stick against so you ensure it goes in a straight line.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Driving Mr. Bellic

You unlocked the special ability of Roman’s taxi.

All you have to do for this one is make Roman like you. You need to get the like pecentage up to around 80% and then Roman will offer you his taxi service. Get the percentage up by taking him out to dinner, for drinks etc often.

Bronze Trophy
Rolled Over

You managed 5 car rolls in a row from one crash.

There are many ways to do this one but its certainly not easy. Most people seem to head for the airport when trying to gain this achievement as there is pleanty of space to build up speed and crash into the various obstacles. There is still a lot of luck involved in this achievement, some may do it first time, other may take thousands of attempts. You may get this by accident when doing the unique stunt jumps so may want to do this one after that.

Bronze Trophy
Walk Free

You successfully lost a 4 star wanted rating.

This is fairly easy to achieve and you actually have to do this as in at least one of the main missions you will have a four star wanted rating. There are various ways and I did it by simply watching the minimap and driving down roads with no police cars. You can hide under motorway ramps, use a boat (easier to escape) or try going into your house and saving the game.

Bronze Trophy
Courier Service

You completed all 10 package delivery jobs.

When you become friends with Little Jacob you will be able to find work from him. Go to Little Jacob in the phonebook and pick “Job”. Complete all 10 of the missions to unlock this trophy.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Retail Therapy

You unlocked the special ability of buying guns from Little Jacob.

All you have to do for this one is make Little Jacob like you. You need to get the like pecentage up to around 80% and then Little Jacob will offer you his gun service. Get the percentage up by taking him out to dinner, for drinks etc often.

Bronze Trophy
Chain Reaction

You exploded 10 vehicles in 10 seconds.

For this one, most people head to the central area of the game, grab a bus and block a road or bridge. You let the cars build up behind and rocket launch/grenade your way to victory.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Lowest Point

You completed the mission “Roman’s Sorrow”.

You will do this as part of the main missions.

Bronze Trophy
Order Fulfilled

You completed all 10 Exotic Export orders.

Find a computer and check your e-mail for e-mails from Brucie. Brucie will describe a vehicle he wants and you have to go fetch it for him. Select the “Positive Reply” option on the e-mail. A marker will appear on your minimap where the vehicle is located, just pick it up and take it to Brucie’s garage – The less damage on the vehicle, the more cash you get.

Bronze Trophy
Manhunt

You completed the most wanted side mission.

Get any type of police car and access the police computer while the vehicle is not moving. Select most wanted, pick a criminal and the marker will appear on your map. Some people moan that they have killed all the most wanted but no trophy/achievement yet. This is because there are 10 criminals on each island to kill and you have to kill all 30 of them! To access the different islands criminals you must use the police computer on each island to see them.

Bronze Trophy
Cleaned The Mean Streets

You caught 20 criminals through the police computer.

Get any type of police car and access the police computer while the vehicle is not moving. Look at the view current crimes section and the easy ones are the ones on foot as you can normally just run them over and there is no car chase involved. If there are no easy ones displayed just restart the police computer and it will display a different set of criminals. Do this 20 times and you have this trophy.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Fed The Fish

You completed the mission “Uncle Vlad”.

No tips required – Just complete the Uncle Vlad mission that comes as one of the main missions.

Bronze Trophy
It’ll Cost Ya

You made a taxi trip from one island to another without skipping.

Very boring but very easy, just get a cab to one side of a bridge then get in it again and ask it to take you to the other. Just avoid the temptation to skip the journey 😛

Bronze Trophy
Sightseer

You have taken all variations of the helicopter tours of Liberty City.

You have to unlock all of the islands first to be able to do this trophy/achievement. To the South of the middle island there is a helitours icon on the map – go there and you will see big yellow H markings on the floor where each tour should be. You need to get in each of these helicopters as a passenger for this trophy, do not steal them. You can skip the actual journey once it takes off and this trophy/achievement will still count. Take a ride in all of the helicopters on all of the markings to unlock this – some helicopters may be missing from the markings when you get there but just come back later.

Bronze Trophy
Warm Coffee

You were invited into your girlfriend’s house.

Pretty easy, you can get this trophy from Michelle near the beginning of the game or meet Kiki, Carmen, or Alex from the internet. All you have to do is take them out to the places they like, get them to like you and then at the end of the date you get the option to try your luck. After a few dates you should be able to take the relationship to the next level for this trophy 😉

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
That’s How We Roll!

You unlocked the special ability of Brucie’s helicopter ride.

All you have to do is get Brucie to like you by taking him out etc. Eventually you will unlock the helicopter ride Brucie bonus and will be able to use your mobile to arrange one with him.

Bronze Trophy
Half Million

You have amassed a fortune of $500,000.

If you complete all of the main story mission then you should easily get enough cash to get this trophy. There are loads of other ways to make up the money if you are short at the end.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Impossible Trinity

You completed the mission “Museum Piece”.

No tip really required with this one – Just complete the mission.

Bronze Trophy
Full Exploration

You unlocked all the islands.

If you work your way through the main missions then you will eventually unlock all of the island and this trophy.

Bronze Trophy
You Got The Message

You delivered all 30 cars ordered through text message.

Stevie will send you a MMS showing you a car picture and a location. The location isn’t exact and requires a bit of hunting once you get to the area. The car will always be parked (not driving round) and the bottom right of the screen will tell you what area you are in. Once you get in the right car it will direct you to the garage and you can deliver the car there – remember the less damage the more cash you get! Stevie will send you another text a few hours later for the next car.

Bronze Trophy
Assassin’s Greed

You completed all 9 assassin missions.

In Alderney there will be a payphone ringing – answer this to get the assasin missions. You should always come stocked up with armour and weapons but there will be some left near the payphone too once you finish the call.

Bronze Trophy
Under The Radar

You flew under all the main bridges in the game.

For this trophy/achievement you need to fly under every single bridge on the map. There are 14 in total and its best to use a helicopter – most will not be too difficult but there are some very low ones that may take a few goes. Everytime you fly under a bridge, icons will flash up on the map for a couple of seconds to show the other bridges you still have to fly under.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Dial B For Bomb

You unlocked the special ability of Packie’s car bomb placement.

All you have to do is get Packie to like you by taking him out etc. Eventually you will unlock the car bomb perk and will be able to use your mobile to order this from him.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
Gracefully Taken

You completed the mission “I’ll Take Her”.

No tips required – Just complete this mission as part of the main story.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
No More Strangers

You’ve met all the random characters.

When you find a random character in game they will appear as a blue person symbol on your map when you are near them. Go up and talk to them to meet them. Some will give you a mini-mission and other will just chat for a bit.

Hidden Trophy
Bronze Trophy
That Special Someone

You completed the mission “That Special Someone”.

No tips required – Just complete this mission as part of the main story.

Bronze Trophy
Teamplayer

You killed 5 opposing team members.

Do this on multiplayer in any of the team games. You can set up a game with people you know to get this trophy easily by just killing them.

Bronze Trophy
Cut Your Teeth

You were successfully promoted up a rank in multiplayer.

Very easy, just do a few multiplayer games and you will get this straight away.

Bronze Trophy
Join The Midnight Club

You won a multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much.

I am a good driver and my favourite events are the race events but I still didn’t get this for a while. You need to have a lot of skill and a bit of luck as how many times in each race do other people drive into you? Failing this you can do a private race with a mate.

Bronze Trophy
Fly the co-op

You completed “Deal Breaker”, “Hangman’s NOOSE” and “Bomb da Base II” in time.

Here are the times you have to beat for each one:

Bomb Da Base II: 5:34

Hangman’s Noose: 2:32

Deal Breaker: 7:05

Bomb Da Base II:

I recommend 3 or 4 players to beat Bomb Da Base in under that time. I’ll separate it into 3 parts: part 1 – stop and get the truck to meeting point. part 2 – fly to the boat. part 3 – plant the bombs.

– Part 1: The first part actually should take the longest and requires a bit of luck. Hopefully when you start it’s up the street and not far away. When you get to the truck, ignore the two SUV with the back up. Just start unloading on the truck, shooting from in front of it if you can. Shooting at the drivers even though the glass is bullet proof seems to cause them to stop faster. Once you got the truck, just follow the GPS yellow path, it’s usually the quickest for getting to the meeting point.

– Part 2: This is where most people waste time. The fastest way to fly there is over the building. Don’t try the fancy maneuvers between buildings and ****. Just up and over. But don’t waste time going all the way over all the skyscrapers. There are plenty of spaces between them at high altitudes. Now pay attention. The fastest way to proceed is to actually “land” on top of the bridge. You probably won’t end up landing safely and will have to bail out. Just make sure you end up within 1 or 2 stories down from the bridge.

– Part 3: This is where you need to split up. One guys should be enough to kill everyone on the top 2 floors (including the bridge) and plant that bomb. The rest should just hop over the railings to get down the ground floor faster. Kill any incoming enemies as you come down. Ignore all enemies from the rest of the ship. Then rush in the main door while going trigger happy, you want to get the drop on them; don’t bottleneck the doorway, just move right into the kitchen and let the whole team get in. You goal is to go through the kitchen and the main room, straight down to the cargo hold. This is where it might get tricky. After the stairs, take out the 1 or 2 guys in the first room, then everyone should just toss grenades through the door. Whoever has armor (remember communication is important) should rush that door to the cargo hold while the rest back him up. The grenades should’ve taken out at least 2-3 guys. After that just rush to the bomb site, but watch out for the rest hiding behind cargo. Toss more grenades if you still have them or shoot the red gas tank in the center, that should knock at least 2 guys out of their hiding places. Lastly, the guy in the bridge should follow after planting that bomb up there. Some enemies in the middle floor (which you guys should’ve skipped comletely) will be going down the cargo hold. What the guy from the bridge should do is catch those so they can’t ambush the team coming up from the cargo hold.

Just jump over the side of the ship after planting the bombs, don’t bother going to the ramps.

I’ve done this with two other people a few times and at least once finished just about before 5 min 30 sec. Once you get part 2 and 3 down, they become very predictable and systematic. The main variation is where the truck spawns in part 1 and whether the cops will give you alot of trouble.

Hangman’s Noose:

1. Go for the baggage cart at the beginning, and if you do get it drive to the helicopters.

2. If you don’t get on the cart then shoot as many of the police as you can and ignore the cash drops.

3. By the time one/two of your team is landing the helicopter the other team should have killed enough police for Petrovic to appear. All should be covering the remaining guards while Petrovic get in the chopper. Try and have your seats planned etc and have everyone on board as quick as you can.

4. Don’t worry about careful landings, fly as fast as possible to the evac point, don’t overshoot it.

5. Always go for the crash-landing at the end of the map.

Deal Breaker:

This ones difficult, you need to do two things in particular:

– Clear the building of enemies fast

– Have a good helicopter pilot who knows where to land to cut enemies off (in front of the bikers)

With two people one should drive, while the other flies…you both will arrive at about the same time. The Driver should take the car that is outside then drive for the highway (not the backstreet route) and drive off at the end.

The flier should run into the garage and grab the car on the left (west) right away and drive it and turn left so it is parked in the garage up against the divider between the 2 doors, this will prop both doors open (this allows you to fly into the garage at the end at high speed to end the mission). Get out and get in the passenger side of the other car to get in the other car the fastest. It takes about 6 extra seconds to park the car and get in the other car, you make more then this up at the end and it only affects the flier at the start.

The flier should driver out and make a hard left around the side of the house and head immediately north… toward the back of the house… there is a small wall back there, turn left at the last second and you will jump it… this is a bit tricky and you will land on your roof sometimes… drive north to the first corner turn right and you will approach the house with the heli… grab heli and fly to the site… keep as low as possible…. as you approach the site, fly under the highway and stay low– as you get close, let off the throttle pull back and you will decellerate and rise up high enough to land on the roof quickly.

Having someone drive and the other fly does 2 things, it seems to make more bikers spawn on the ground level (when the driver arrives first) and these are easier to clear than inside the building

As the driver I usually will work around the N. side of the building, getting everyone on the N. side (there will be quite a few) including all the bad guys you can reach on the 2nd floor from the ground then work up to the 3rd level sweeping each level to collect each card dropped– you should encounter your partner on either the 3rd or 4th floor and be clearing up any stragglers/cards. To have a shot at the time, you have to have the building cleared before the 5 minute point– the faster the better.

The flyer should sweep the upper levels with one player then with two as there are always just 7 bad guys on the top 2 levels and all can be reached from the roof (you can shoot the leve 6 guys from the top level– they are always in the same places– when you do shoot down at them, be careful not to miss any packages dropped– these are hard to see some times.

Nobody on the 5th (but there is a rocket launcher near the stairs on the east side you might want to grab– there are 2 rocket launchers on the 5th floor and 2 more on the fourth– you need to grab at least 1 of them (picks up 3)– if you die, you get to keep these so don’t waste time picking them up again if this happens- work down to the 4th floor– I normally clear the 4th floor working from the east– as you go down the stairs, stop half way down and you can shoot 4 bad guys from this spot (2 are close to you, 2 are to the west and you will shoot them over the obstructions– there are only 2 other guys on this floor (6 total)– if the driver is a bit slow, go down to level 3 and shoot a few of the stragglers– but give yourself time to head back up top to grab the heli before the last guy and package are clear– if you both have mics, and they are down to 1 package or one guy left to kill– tell them to hold off until you get up to the roof (if you don’t have mics– the “driver” should just wait and listen for the heli blades to start spinning up before doing this– when on the roof, they can pick it up or kill the bad guy and you will have time to get in the heli and fly down to the quay to shoot the boat with the rocket launcher (if you get this spawn)– if you get one of the land spawns– fly to the cut offs immediately land far enough in front that you have time to get out and shoot them– use rockets on the van, AK for the bikers….

The driver should have ran or jumped down to the ground level when the building is clear– you can jump from the 3rd level and survive if you have sufficient health– you can jump from the 2nd without any loss of health.

If you get the boat spawn– head to the quay (corner)– get in the heli and spin up the blades as the flyer shoots the boat with the rocket launcher so you can immediately take off when he gets in.

If you get one of the land spawns head down to the bikes/cars and drive to the cut offs– you will arrive about the time the flier takes them out and is back in the heli– get in and fly back….

.. fly back to the house and come in low and hot and straight and fly into the garage door you propped open earlier- this will end the mission if you land it right– takes some practice…

Bronze Trophy
Taking It For The Team

You were on the winning team in all multiplayer team games.

You just have to win:
1. Team Deathmatch
2. Team Mafia Work
3. Team Car Jack City
4. Turf War
5. Cops’n’Crooks

Bronze Trophy
Top Of The Food Chain

You successfully killed 20 players with a pistol in a deathmatch.

No tips required – Easy enough.

Bronze Trophy
Top The Midnight Club

You won 20 different multiplayer standard races.

This one means winning almost all variations of standard races. You can check which races you have already won using the stats page and going to network. Its difficult as normally you will have to do the race another player sets until you gain control of the race settings. Even when you have the race settings you still have to actually win! Obviously you can use a friend to setup games and take it in turns to win/lose until you have the achievement.

Bronze Trophy
Auf Wiedersehen Petrovic

You won in all variations of multiplayer games.

Rediculous trophy – you have to win every variation of game which means every race, every level on all teams. You can obviously set up games with friends but it takes a long time.

Bronze Trophy
Let Sleeping Rockstars Lie

You killed a Rockstar in multiplayer.

This achievement is awarded if you manage to kill a Rockstar developer…don;t worry though, you can also get it for killing someone who killed someone who killed someone who killed a Rockstar developer. Play a few deathmatches and you should get this without much effort.

Silver Trophy
One Man Army

You survived a 6 star wanted level for a full 5 minutes.

Easiest way to get the 6 stars is to go onto one of the islands you haven’t unlocked yet, early in the game. Easy ways to survive the 6 stars is to find a place where the police can’t get to you. Hiding under bridges, in buildings or in tunnels.

Silver Trophy
Dare Devil

You completed all the unique stunt jumps.

Always use a motor bike unless you happen to find one of the faster cars in the game. Google a stunt jump map you can tick off as you go along.

Silver Trophy
Endangered Species

You collected every hidden package in the game.

Kill all the pigeons around the map to get this – there are 200 and its easy to miss one even when you are following systematically. Trust me i’m on 199 and ill remain there forever at this rate……… Google a pigeon location map you can tick off as you go along.

Silver Trophy
Liberty City (5)

Your friends all like you above 90%.

You get this by hard work and making sure your pals are all happy with you. The 5 are Dwayne, Packie, Little Jacob, Brucie, and Roman – If one of them died in the main mission then you do not have to make them happy and can still get this trophy. All have particulr places they like going, particular times they are available, particular items they like you wearing and particular cars they like to travel in. You can check how happy they ar with you on the stats menu – get them all to like you 90% and you will have this. Answer their calls if they call you and some missions will automatically increase the amount some characters like you so best done later in the game.

Hidden Trophy
Silver Trophy
You Won!

You have completed the story.

No tips required – Just complete all the main missions.

Gold Trophy
Liberty City Minute

You finished the story in less than 30 hours.

You need to decide if your going to go for this trophy from the very start, it will change the way you play this game. I decided to go for this trophy and drove everywhere as fast as I could, reloaded failed missions and generally did everything as fast as I could. My mistake was not using the taxis and the “skip” feature to lower time actually playing. Once I realised this makes every journey five times as quick I got this trophy in no time.

Gold Trophy
Key To The City

You completed GTA IV to 100%.

To get 100% completion it takes a long time and there are many things you could miss along the way! Heres a list of the things you need to do:

Story Missions – 60%

– Complete every available story mission.

Procedural Missions – 8%

– Little Jacob drug delivery – 2%

– Brucie 10 cars export – 2%

– Brucie Races – 2%

– Assassinations – 2%

Car Thefts – 2%

– Deliver all 30 vehicles requested by Stevie via text message to the garage

Friends – 10%

– Open all unique abilities

— You must unlock all unique abilities from friends.

— Brucie – Helicopter

— Little Jacob – Guns

— Packie – Bomb

—- You do not need to keep the abilities unlocked, you just have to unlock them all at least once.

– Complete every possible activity with each friend.

— You must actually BEAT your friends at pool, darts, and bowling.

— Dwayne, Michelle, and Roman do NOT count towards the percentage.

Games – 5%

– Beat all games at least once

— Darts vs friend or computer – 1.25%

— Bowling vs friend in a FULL game – 1.25%

— Pool vs friend or computer win – 1.25%

— QUB3D beat high score – 1.25%

Random Characters – 5%

– Find all the random characters and complete all their missions

— NOTE: The achievement for No More Strangers only requires you to meet each random character once, for the percentage, you must complete all parts i.e. Brian Part 1, 2, and 3.

— Jeff, Cherise, Clarence, and Ivan do NOT count towards the percentage.

Most Wanted – 2.5%

– Kill all 30 PEDs on list

Vigilante – 2.5%

– Complete 20 crimes

Flying Rats – 2.5%

– Find all 200 pigeons

Unique Stunt Jumps – 2.5%

– Complete all 50 stunt jumps

Gold Trophy
Wanted

You achieved the highest personal rank possible in multiplayer.

This trophy takes ages and the quickest way to get your cash up is by playing hangmans noose on hard difficulty. To see the multiplayer ranks and rewards please take a look at our multiplayer guide:
https://junglebiscuit.com/actiongta4multiplayerguide.shtml

Hidden Trophy
Platinum Trophy
Taking A Liberty

Sorry for taking liberties with your time!

Platinum Trophy! Get all other trophies!

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God of War III Review 22/03/2010

God of War III 22/03/2010 – It’s easily the most stunning, brutal, bloody and epically huge entry in the series, but, it pains me to say, its not the best.

If you type in “greatest game ever” into Google you are more than likely to come across Kratos and “Santa Monica Studios” God of War series (that’s how I found it many years ago). The tale of a bald, pale, burly killing machine has got to be one of the greatest in gaming history. It had outstanding, smooth, flowing combat that was easy to get into and rewarding to master, the graphics also pushed what the PS2 was capable of and you were guaranteed vast monsters, titans and gods to battle, the size of which no one had ever encountered before. Now wielding the power of the PS3, this is the third and final chapter in the tale and fans, to which there are millions, will be expecting, nay, demanding the ultimate in the franchise. We don’t have to consider whether this game will be bad or not, as it of course amazing, but given the weight of expectation, does it pay true homage to one of the best series of games ever, does it become the ultimate finally and the ultimate God of War game, as it should be? In this third game you play Kratos once more, the cursed Spartan general who inadvertently murdered his own wife and daughter, as he joins the mighty titans in their assault on Mount Olympus to eradicate the Olympians once and for all, in particular Zeus, the king of the Gods who betrayed Kratos and will stop at nothing to see him tortured in the pits of the underworld for an eternity (if you want to know how Kratos got into this situation I highly recommend you play the first two PS2 games). After Kratos and Gaiya (the leader of the titans) fight Poseidon, whilst climbing mount Olympus, they get within firing range of Zeus, who then shows them why he is the most powerful of immortals, blasts them with a particularly potent lightning bolt, and Kratos gets tossed from Mount Olympus and into Hades’ realm of the underworld. Having had his powers and weapons stripped off him by his quick swim in the river Styx, he meets Athena once again, who is still a god but without physical form, who tells him that Pandora’s box still exists and still holds the power to kill a god, but it is now protected by the Flame of Olympus, a power source from which Zeus draws his mightiness and something that neither a mortal or god can touch. Athena gives Kratos the Blades of Exile, to earn his trust, and he now has to escape Hades and the underworld, find out how to eradicate the flame of Olympus, open Pandora’s box once more and use its powers to kill Zeus, the whole time slaughtering any Olympians or titans that stand in his way. It’s business as usual with the God of War franchise as it’s another epic Kratos quest, where you will have to traverse a world nestled in Greek Mythology, kill a hell of a lot of enemies in ludicrous hand to hand combat, solve puzzles, meet other characters along the way and have some seriously huge boss battles.

What’s good?

It’s hard to pick one thing that is the best in God of War III, but probably the most impressive, at least the most jaw dropping, aspect is the sheer epic scale of it. It’s ridiculous in places. God of War games have always pushed the boundaries of having vast settings and battles and fighting monsters the size of sky scrapers. Now with the power of the PS3, Santa Monica Studios have gone mental. Fighting titans such as Kronos and Olympians such as Poseidon put the piffling tiny little Colossus of Rhodes, from the second game, to shame. One of Kronos’ finger nails is the size of a mansion for example, and don’t think for a second he is just in the back ground, as he is actually a fully interactive boss fight, where you will have to dodge his massive attacks (understatement of the century) and climb all over his city sized frame, that constantly moves, to defeat him. From the word “go” you are straight into a boss fight riding on the back of the titan Gaiya, who is an entire level on her own and you will traverse her arms fighting enemies whilst the titan is moving all over the place forcing Kratos to fight hanging from a ceiling one second to climbing a wall the next, the whole time Olympians are fighting titans in the background. The labyrinth is also a particularly impressive and difficult level, as you have to go through room after room that’s laden with horrific booby traps, as well as zooming up the path of Eos, a giant windy tunnel that goes up through Mount Olympus, along side the stupidly huge “Chain of Balance” that links mount Olympus to the underworld. The views of the pits of Tartarus are jaw dropping, as is the whole underworld/Hades realm, and Mount Olympus itself, which you have to scale, is ludicrously vast. The camera will zoom in and out regularly at particularly vast action set pieces to really give you the epically biblically huge scale this game is based on and it does not once stop to load, pause, or stop for a cut scene or have any interruptions whatsoever. It is honestly beyond any boundary you will have seen before in terms of enormity and it will blow you away.

It has the best visuals ever seen in gaming. They are stunning. Think how good looking several PS3 titles have been, such as Uncharted 2, Resident Evil 5, Dead Space, all hugely impressive visually and they have nothing on God of War III. They have all these incredibly vast beasts and bosses, a lot of them made of fire, water and various textures that are hard to simulate digitally, and not one has the tiniest detail missed. You can even see the finger prints on the titans hands whenever you get picked up by one, or grabbed. That’s the level of detail this game has. Kratos himself is possibly the best looking character in gaming with every muscle, hair, vain and tooth digitally sculpted to perfection. As he is slaughtering enemies their blood will splatter over him, which is done in drip by drip detail, I kid you not. The particularly gory “brutal” kills/finishing moves are unbelievable as you will literally spill intestines, bladders, lungs, you name the organ, in a splatter on the floor and they are all flawless visually. The fire effects are perfect, the water effects are perfect even when a water beast the shape of a horse with crab legs is attacking you it never once loses its visual perfection. The level design as well is eye watering with fine detail and brilliance. Just take a look around every temple you set foot in, it is brimming with detail, to the shadows cast, the light effects a torch has on surrounding objects, even the reflection in shiny floor surfaces. It is unbelievably good and is without doubt the new graphical benchmark for all PS3 games.

The action, combat and fighting is just as full of combos and has a few neat additions. Those of you familiar with Kratos’ moves will be instantly right at home from the start. Even after his dip in the river Styx, and has to build up his skills and moves once more, its still pretty familiar stuff. The light (square) and heavy (triangle) attacks remain the same as does the ability to combo with them, and combo you will. You can toss enemies into the air as before, perform a “cyclone of chaos”, grab enemies mid-air and smash them into the ground and generally splatter ghouls and demons all over the place. You can also upgrade everything with souls as in all other games which unlocks new moves and skills and does more damage etc. There’s a few pretty decent additions now though, such as using “L1 + triangle” to grapple enemies from a distance and shoulder charge them. This is really good for knocking bigger enemies back or stunning them and it’s absolutely vital when trying to get at foes that fly. It also allows Kratos to stay in the air longer whilst slicing enemies up, a very vital part of Kratos’ skills when trying harder difficulties. When you grab enemies you now have two choices, punching them in the face several times then ripping their heads off (by repeatedly pressing circle) as before, or picking them up, running round and using them as a battering ram to damage many enemies at once (pressing square). This is a particularly useful new skill when swarmed by many enemies at once, which happens frequently. Another addition is Kratos, with a select few beasts such as a three headed fire breathing dog or massive club wielding Cyclops, can now jump on such monsters and use them to attack other enemies. Again it’s very vital and quite satisfying to use a giant Cyclops to batter a shit load of smaller enemies all over the place, before ripping its eye ball from its head. There are some new weapons as well (more in them in a bit) but a particularly useful and satisfying one is the Nemean Cestus, two huge gauntlets that are basically used to pummel all enemies to death. Some of the moves associated with the gauntlets are such good fun and regularly smash and batter enemies all over the place when used at the right time. Ploughing into a huge swarm of enemies with a few powerful strikes with the Nemean Cestus really sends them all flying and splattering against walls, floors and ceilings, particularly enjoyable when in the Labyrinth as most surfaces are laden with spikes. Kratos has new magic attacks as well that are assigned to weapons, making them much easier to use, such as an attack that surrounds you with shields and spears and rains arrows from the sky. Not only does it make you temporarily invincible but does huge damage to many enemies at once and is often a life saver. You will also blind enemies with the head of Helios, and summon souls to attack enemies for you. You can also use the sword of Olympus but it is now a special move that you have to build up over time, and, when ready, you press L3 and R3 and you get a short stint of Kratos going ballistic with it slicing the living crap out of everything (its identical to the “rage of the gods” from the first game and “rage of the titans” ability from the second game). It’s good for when the chips are down. If you have not played God of War before then you are in for a treat as it is easily still one of the most satisfying combat systems available in gaming, as all God of War games have been.

There are treasures to find and a battle arena to keep you playing. This time round you don’t get to keep your weapons you pick up throughout the game (more on that in a bit) but you do get treasures as an alternative. You find these as you play through the game, such as Poseidon’s Conch and Hercules’ armour, and you can activate them when playing through the same difficulty a second time round (you have to complete the game on a specific difficulty before you can use them). They will make Kratos more powerful by making enemy attacks do less damage or giving you unlimited magic for example. You can also play through as Kratos in a different costume (called “Fear Kratos”) which makes you deal quadruple damage, but also receive quad damage yourself. None of these things are particularly necessary (and I would rather have the gear I collect to be honest) but they will give a bit of incentive to play through a few times on different difficulties. You also have the challenges and battle arena which basically give Kratos some objectives in a small arena, such as killing a load of enemies with just your bare hands or making sure the number of constantly spawning enemies doesn’t go over 50, a particularly fun and mental challenge. They are all particularly tough, but pretty good fun and will add to the length of playing time and value for money.

It is easily the most brutal, bloody and gory instalment so far. With Kratos you expect a vast amount of blood but he really does himself proud in this title. You will frequently rip heads from bodies with your bare hands, tear beasts in two with your blades, pull eye balls from heads, slice open beasts spilling their organs on the floor, amputate limbs, snap necks, pull wings off harpies and generally perform any and all brutal kills you can think of. Of course he has done similar things before, however with the new visual detail it really does seem more horrific. This is nothing compared to the wrath he saves for the Olympians. Obviously he is out to get these guys mainly, Poseiden, Hades, Helios, Hermes and Zeus (with a few other mythological figures thrown in), and the manner in which he slaughters these guys is truly horrific. He rips heads from bodies, gouges out eyes with his thumbs, severs legs, chokes to death, pummels their faces so hard you can see their skull, stamps on heads, knees in faces and gives Zeus one of the most almighty pummelling’s I have seen an enemy take in a game for a while. At a few occasions you will get a first person view of what its like to be an Olympian that Kratos is pounding into the ground, and it is very haunting being on the receiving end of his wrath for a change. Every time you defeat a boss hold on to your stomach as you are in for a truly blood soaked finally.

What’s bad?

The extra enemies on screen at one time are not a good idea. Of all the additions to this game, most of them good, one that really does not work is the vast amount of enemies on screen at one time. You can get up to 50 enemies vs Kratos now, which sounds cool and Santa Monica boasted at length about this, but it just doesn’t work. The previous titles were forgiving with their attacks, to an extent, as the combat system can’t cope with such intensity, and rightly so as it worked perfectly. This time round they totally swarm you. Literally you will be bombarded from every conceivable angle, constantly, without pause or allowing for a single error. You simply can’t deal with it. Whilst you’re attacking 4 or 5 enemies in one direction, another 10 will stab you in the back, the whole time a massive centaur is running round trying to skewer you with his lance, whilst archers shower you with arrows, flying harpies dive bomb you from above and fire breathing beasts attack you from afar with flame moves that cover most of the ground you are fighting on. It’s ridiculously over the top and maddening in places, I don’t know what they were thinking! What makes such a thing even worse is that if Kratos was well equipped to deal with such ludicrous amounts of attacks it would not be so bad, but he isn’t. There are some moves to allow you to deal with this sort of thing but not enough to fully counteract the total number of enemies on screen and you certainly won’t have the necessary weapons or upgrades until about a third of the way through for such skills to be of any use. You only have a few attacks that hit many enemies at once and I only reckon two of these are actually useful: the grapple where you use them as a battering ram, which you can only do to a select few enemies, and the gauntlets’ spinning attack. The blades of exile’ cyclone of chaos combo is just too weak to be useful and the various heavy attacks with the blades take too long to charge up and are too slow. By the time Kratos has got round to swinging a heavy attack he could have been stabbed at least ten times. I’m sure having Kratos battle 50 enemies at once seemed like a good idea on paper, but it really doesn’t work, and they should have left the combat alone.

Sticking pins in your eyes is preferable to some of the fights in this game. They are utterly interminable! Remember the huge rotating spiked pillars in the underworld from the first game, where if you get touched you fall and have to start again, and it takes around 3 years of your life to do and you would rather live in hell for that time? Remember that infuriating circular room that Kratos has to lower by hand from the second game, whilst a spiked ceiling comes down on you, the whole time skeletons are attacking you and grinding the lowering mechanism to a halt? Remember that room in Persephone’s castle, from the PSP title, that’s very small with two massive armour plated Cyclops’ smashing pretty much every inch of the limited floor space, the whole time harpies are dive bombing you and you can’t hit them as they are constantly in flight? Remember how much you screamed in fury? Remember wanting to attack your console with a meat clever, or saw your own legs off rather than persevering with these horrible, shitty, bloody awful, rage inducing, agonising set pieces? Well the sadists at Santa Monica Studios have kept that theme going here, with a few extra servings of fury added on top. Some of the fights in this third one are going to make you vomit blood. Such as towards the end when you have to fight a massive fiery three headed dog, that spits hundreds of smaller fiery dogs at you, at the rate of a fiery dog producing mini gun, that run after you and explode dealing massive damage, the whole time it either claws you or fires enormous fire balls that have huge range and both do loads of damage, meanwhile two goat things with massive scythe weapons (the hardest non-boss enemy in the game) are trying to turn you into luncheon meat. Also taking into account the fact that the massive sodding dog has to be killed three times as you have to hack off each head individually, each severing of which makes the dam thing a whole new boss battle again. Trying to deal damage to anything is unbelievably difficult, let alone stringing combos together, let alone constantly doing your counter, let alone evading the enemies’ attacks, and your space to manoeuvre is pretty limited. There is another on top of the labyrinth where two Minotaur’s are trying to cut a chain that’s suspending the platform your standing on, and you have to stop them otherwise its instant death, the whole time a million enemies are attacking or literally holding you back, including medusa’s, that love turning you to stone (to which you die instantly if you are in the air or get hit once), further Minotaur’s, archers shooting from a distance, the lot. You are going to want to tear every hair on your body out. Don’t even get me started on the end of game fight where you have to fight about 20 Zeus’s all with the same “thunder clap” move that can kill you in two hits, if you’re lucky, or the final fight in the labyrinth where literally every enemy in the game will be hurled at you at once, 10 times over. It’s almost as though the developers sat down after making a fight sequence and thought “well, we have made this one practically impossible, so what can we do to make it even harder?” It is more than likely a trade mark thing as all God of War games have some fight scenes in them that are horrible, but it doesn’t make them fun regardless. I know I should just do it on an easier difficulty, or simply switch it off and not bother, but that is admitting defeat, defeat is a weakness, and I am a man dammit! We can’t show weakness. Dam you Santa Monica Studio’s for preying on my pride, ignorance, stubbornness and lack of skill once more. Dam you to hell!

There are too many enemies that are so hard to kill it is ridiculous. Not only do they do things like become invisible so that they can still hit you but you can’t hit them (for fucks sake!), disappear into the floor and only popping up to do Kratos heavy damage and then disappearing again, the whole time you cant touch them (for fucks sake!), but they can take so much punishment it seems like they are indestructible. You will honestly be battering away at these guys for a ludicrous amount of time and often you will get a lot of them at once, along with other weaker enemies all looking to get a hit in when your back is turned, as well as a few minotaur’s charging around. Obviously there are things you can do to counteract their overwhelming strength and numbers but opportunities to do so are slim and if you make a mistake they will kill you very quickly, especially on your first play through and on a harder difficulty than “easy”. The first time I encountered the hooded things with dual curved blades, I spent so long hacking the crap out of them and yet they kept coming, that I thought they were indestructible and had to be fled from or trapped or something. There are moves you can do to counteract these infuriating enemies, such as pulling the hooded dudes out of the ground, but, as always with God of War games, it is not clear at all what moves will work on specific enemies and what ones wont, as some moves don’t have any effect on certain enemies at all. You can’t throw a lot of enemies, for example, and a lot of enemies block all your heavy attacks, so it’s a bit of a lottery. Why could they have not ironed such things out? I can’t see how someone at Santa Monica Studios played through this and thought “yeah that’s fine”. They don’t need to be that tough; there is too much going on elsewhere for it to be necessary.

As in all previous games, there are far too many situations where enemies can hit you and there is nothing you can do about it for my liking. This generally happens when you’re grappling an enemy and attempting to finish them off, performing a counter or cinematic move in general or when the enemy “dog-pile” you and you have to wiggle the analog frantically, which will take at least a few seconds. They can still hack away at you in many different scenarios and there is nothing you can do about it until Kratos has finished his movement and you regain control. It’s infuriating! Whenever you try and throw or do anything that isn’t constantly battering all 50 enemies on screen at the same time, which of course is impossible, they are going to slice you up at some point. This isn’t so bad on easier difficulties of course, but on the harder ones it pushes your sanity to the limits as the only way to get through such difficulties is to not take damage. To be fair, those familiar with God of War will be unsurprised as it is a problem in all games (except “chains of Olympus”), but why has it not been fixed? This should be the ultimate in the franchise, surely?

The story is more questionable than any other title and the characters are all less admirable. Despite the grander apocalyptic story this time round it is easily my least favourite in the franchise. They have re-introduced Pandora’s box from the first game which again Kratos is trying to open, then there’s the seemingly totally unnecessary flame of Olympus, which Zeus draws his power from, which isn’t touched on very much at all and then just gets kind of forgotten (why could Pandora not just be the key to the box on its own, the flame really is not necessary? Kratos kills Zeus in a way that has bog all to do with it). Kratos also starts off with powers yet again, that he then loses by falling into the river Styx and going into the underworld yet again, and he has to build up his powers yet again. Don’t argue that this is necessary as the underworld is a vital part of the God of War gaming experience, which it is, as there are reasons for him to go into the underworld later on in the game, such as to confront Kronos, so why bother killing him again? It’s literally jumbled together from bits of the previous games and I was wondering why Santa Monica Studios didn’t come up with something better, or at least more original. Kratos himself is different this time, as despite the fact he is a total butcher, slaughtering all he comes across, you always felt sorry for him, as he was a tortured pawn in more powerful hands and always the underdog. He isn’t this time, he’s too mighty and powerful, he dispatches Gods too easily and just comes across as an arsehole who wants to screw everyone over in order to get his own way. You don’t really feel sorry for him much at all (until right at the very end) and he is definitely just a bad guy rather than a good guy with a tragic history (Darth Vader style). Some people may like this, but it’s certainly not the same character I enjoyed playing as in all the other games. Zeus comes across as a school bully as well, rather than a mighty Olympian, as he does in the second game, and he just laughs at Kratos all the time and constantly says how much of a failure he is (why is he failure? Zeus wants him dead as he sees him as a threat. What’s that got to do with failing?) It’s more pathetic than intimidating. Hercules is a bad guy in this as well, which just seems wrong in this Greek mythology based world, and Atlas, the largest and possibly the most interesting titan that’s been in all but the first of the previous titles, isn’t in it at all. It does end rather well, and its definitely not a happy ending (how could such a story end happily?) however, they still leave a bit of controversy after the credits and it so isn’t worth it and if this is supposed to be the end why did they just not end it without question? The story is just an example of how bigger isn’t always better, and I really thought it was the weakest in the franchise so far, as though they were running out of ideas.

You don’t get to keep anything after completion. This one really puzzled me as that had always been a feature of God of War (except the first one), that all health upgrades, magic, weapons, skills, you name it, could be kept and played through again from the beginning, thus adding to your reasons to play again. You cant this time though. You lose everything if you have another go and you have to build it all up again. Why have they decided to get rid of this feature this time? Well I know why, as you have to back track some levels this time round and there are various areas that you can’t access in context with the story and if you had all the weapons/tools, you could, and cut out a huge chunk of story or a boss battle which obviously doesn’t work. But why not just don’t allow the weapons or magic to be used, or not be used, in the context of advancing the story, but allow you to still beat the crap out of the enemies you encounter? Why not just have a tab stating “you can’t access here right now” or something? We will understand, considering we have just played through the bloody thing. It really is baffling. Plus, unless you are incredibly anal and willing to shag Aphrodite a hundred times (long story) you wont have enough time to buy all skills and max everything out anyway, leaving you to only upgrade the blades and gauntlets (as they are the most useful in battle) every time making it repetitive, dull and ultimately pointless. Even if you do get every conceivable soul you won’t have the best skills until right at the very end. Another tinkered with feature that simply didn’t need tinkering with.

The other weapons are not great again. This will come as no surprise to any Kratos fan as, other than the gauntlet of Zeus in the PSP’s “Chains of Olympus”, nearly all his alternative weapons in all the games are pretty crap. This game is still no different as you get some cool new weapons, that look as though they would be excellent, but they are pretty much the same as your blades of chaos/exile. The Nemean Cestus are brilliant and quite vital, as are the blades of exile but Hades hooks (huge purple hooks that Hades uses to take souls) and the Nemesis Whip (triple bladed whips that blast everything with electricity) are nothing special whatsoever. They are just far too similar to the blades of exile but with a few flaws that make them not worth using. Hades hooks are too slow and almost identical to the blades of exile, but with less moves, and the nemesis whip, although deals lots of damage, cant hit many enemies at once and often leaves you open for attack mid-combo. They are not bad, but not that great either and certainly don’t add anything to the game.

Conclusion

When you first switch this game on you will be blown away. It is on a scale more huge and epic than anything you will have seen before, the visuals are mind blowing, and you will be right at home with Kratos, instantly performing all his awesome combos, throws, air attacks and some really good additions to the combat and magic attacks. The battle with Kronos is truly jaw dropping, as is the first fight in the game with Poseiden, and the flight up and down the path of Eos is adrenaline pumping stuff. Plus you really will have a serious duke out with Zeus, that up’s intensity to mental levels. However, and it pains me to say, after you get used to the epic-ness, the stunning graphics, the brutality and the blood you start to notice that all the flaws, problems and infuriating fight sequences that are affiliated with all God of War games, are still there. Most added features are quite good, but not at any point do you think “how did I ever cope without this skill?” The sheer quantity of enemies is a new problem, which may have seemed like a good idea, but Kratos hasn’t really been upgraded to deal with this and it leads to several battles that will make you want to insert your Playstation into someone at Santa Monica Studios. In addition to such new problems is the fact you don’t get to keep anything you earn or upgrade throughout the game, quite why they decided to get rid of this after the last two titles is beyond me, and the story feels a bit collaborated. Then there is all the stuff that has always been there, and has yet to be rectified, such as having too many enemies that can take a ridiculous, and I mean ridiculous, amount of punishment, the opportunities to harm them are rare and it’s a total lottery of what moves will and won’t work. Plus the stupid amount of enemies on screen at one time can hit you at every conceivable opportunity, whether you can help it or not, and there are still several battles in this that make you want to simply not bother and turn it off. It is not worth the anguish and it often becomes an infuriating, overwhelming, total button mashing chaotic nightmare. Yes, I am being harsh as it probably sounds to you like I really didn’t like it, which of course couldn’t be further from the truth, however, I feel it is harsh but fair. Saying “you will be disappointed” is not true, as it’s very similar to all previous, hugely popular, games, but being a fan means I was a bit let down, personally. If this was the first in the franchise I would have been hugely impressed, but Santa Monica Studios have had three titles to get this perfected, which, considering how spot on it was to start with, I reckon they should have done by now with this third instalment, and they just haven’t. If you’re a fan of God of War this will be essential gaming, but don’t expect it to be 20 times better, or better at all, than any previous title: It isn’t (I still think the first game is the best one). If you have never heard of Kratos, this will probably blow you away, as in many ways it’s unbelievable, but may I recommend you wait a little longer as Sony will be releasing the trilogy for the PS3 (HD versions of the PS2 games for the PS3) soon and this is a trilogy that has to be played in its entirety to be fully appreciated. CA.

Summary:

Is it user-friendly/easy to get into? – 8.0

Should feel right at home for God of War fans, and all new moves will become familiar quickly. It doesn’t do much to nurture you if you have never played it though and you are straight into a fairly tough boss fight. No mercy for the weak basically.

Is the story any good? – 7.5

It does what it needs to do, sets up a quest for Kratos and a final battle with Zeus, but it’s a bit unoriginal, a bit woolly, and Kratos has become a self centred bastard rather than a tragic hero.

How does it look? – 10.0

They are the benchmark for all PS3 games from now on. Stunning and flawless in every conceivable way.

How does it sound? – 10.0

All the usual full orchestral background music and choir and it’s generally an assault your ears. All voice acting is excellent.

Is it good to play? – 8.5

It is mostly excellent free flowing multi-combo combat and most additional moves are really enjoyable. Plus it’s horrifically gory and quick time events are little more forgiving than before. But none of the new stuff adds anything that makes it better and the huge number of enemies and enemies that are way too tough make it more of a frustrating button masher than it has been before. Maybe it should have stayed on the PS2.

When will I get bored? – 7.0

It takes a decent amount of time to do initially, but it’s the shortest in the franchise, and you don’t get to keep any weapons or upgrades. There are treasures you can find and use that give certain powers during a second play through, and an additional costume that makes Kratos do quad damage, but it’s not the same. The combat arena and challenges are quite good fun but short lived as your not going to spend hours of your life doing them.

OVERALL – 8.5

Review created by C. Armstrong.